ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
deodrant: i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
gendrybaratheon: If you’ve been following me since I first joined tumblr and watched my descent into too many fandoms to count but you’re still here reading this, you’re a trooper. Have this cupcake.
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible do you see it d o y o u
macaronivevo: yeah im a gamer girl(:
that-nerdfighter: arisonas: ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard only a real 15th century kid will get this
ollymuhrs: when girls call their boyfriend “daddy” i want to projectile vomit on their existence
ifyoucarryonthisway: do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
browncoatinatardis: is that bacon i smell???
fieldofbeans: halfbaked-alchemist: HI I am the potoo I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, pretending to be a stick or dead leaf it’s not as easy as it looks I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon because, according to legend, I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon I approve of this so much.
theanti90smovement: i cant believe how many friends i dont have
Reblog if you're a girl that likes any of the...
gallifreyan-pizza: X-Men Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies) Batman Star Trek Star Wars And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we...
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
When you’re about to take a dump in a quiet public restroom and someone gets in the stall RIGHT NEXT TO YOU and just sits there.
dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER