The Little Tumblr that Couldn't

May 22

browncoatinatardis:

is that bacon i smell???

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fieldofbeans:

halfbaked-alchemist:

HI 

I am the potoo

I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches, 

pretending to be a stick or dead leaf

it’s not as easy as it looks

I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon

because, according to legend,

I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon

I approve of this so much.

(via tenpoundsofbacon)

May 21

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via buttssss)

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theanti90smovement:

i cant believe how many friends i dont have

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Reblog if you’re a girl that likes any of the following:

gallifreyan-pizza:

• X-Men
• Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
• Batman
• Star Trek 
• Star Wars
• And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys

A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.

Women of tumblr please back me up.

(via buttssss)

• me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight

tastefullyoffensive:

[bigredratchet]

(via monklin)

Thank you! 

When you’re about to take a dump in a quiet public restroom and someone gets in the stall RIGHT NEXT TO YOU and just sits there.

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

(via beaky-peartree)

raised-by-direwolves:

Brilliant

(via blackrose-princess)

feistie:

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

ITGOTBETTER

(via lynne9121)