The Little Tumblr that Couldn't

Thank you!

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:23:15 -0500

Thank you!

When you’re about to take a dump in a quiet public restroom and someone gets in the stall...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:21:34 -0500

When you’re about to take a dump in a quiet public restroom and someone gets in the stall RIGHT NEXT TO YOU and just sits there.

dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It:...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:19:03 -0500

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

raised-by-direwolves: Brilliant

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:16:20 -0500

raised-by-direwolves:

Brilliant

feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:14:04 -0500

feistie:

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

ITGOTBETTER

tehirschler: Wisdom of Gandalf

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:12:42 -0500

tehirschler:

Wisdom of Gandalf

dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite they never make any good movies mmmhmm all...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:11:29 -0500

dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite

they never make any good movies

mmmhmm all their movies suck

no emotional centerpiece at all nope

or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes

and they have no aesthetic appeal at all

yeah they’re all super ugly compared to disney or pixar or whatever right

yeah dreamworks is really lame

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: happybutts: peacocks look like they speak french

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:08:08 -0500

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

happybutts:

peacocks look like they speak french

bridgemcgidge: tommo-pan: If you have been on Tumblr on the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:02:57 -0500

bridgemcgidge:

tommo-pan:

If you have been on Tumblr on the past couple of days, it’s likely that you’ve seen this post. I happened to stumble upon it randomly on my dashboard and usually, I scroll past really long texts but this one caught me by surprise because I recognized every single person in this photo. This was posted by someone I know very well who currently goes by the name Lexus Willow, but I know her as ‘Lex’. Lex and I were really close about four (maybe five? idk) years ago. We were best friends so obviously, I know each and every one of the people in that photo by name.

While true, her home life wasn’t ever ideal (her mom made us stop listening to ‘I Kiss A Girl’ at her 16th birthday party because they didn’t support that in their house) but honestly, her life isn’t as bad as she’s making it out to be. While her parents weren’t supportive of her being gay, the reason they are so harsh on her is because of her own dumb life choices. She has done tons of incredibly shitty things to her family that left be absolutely dumbstruck. She goes off with girl after girl, saying they’re the one, write them pretty songs but use them and uses her family as a springboard when she has nowhere else to go.

She admitted to cheating on her ex-fiancee with dozens of girls, but plays if off to everyone as she was the victim and everything was this girls fault. She uses the people around her, including her family. In fact, this one girl was at her graduation party, interacting with her mother and they knew who she was.

Lex’s life is far from perfect. She’s had a pretty rough past with being adopted and sure, her parents aren’t always 100% supportive of her lifestyle choices, but this isn’t a strict matter of her being queer. It’s her as a person. I normally wouldn’t really care that she’s getting attention for this but the fact that people are sending her MONEY to meet up with a girl she’s never met before (she does this a lot, btw) and say they want to write to Ellen is absolutely preposterous. Until Lex gets her life straightened out, this is not what she needs. She needs her family and you are all enabling her to continue on with her bad habits.

If you see posts about her, especially about donating money or writing to Ellen, PLEASE RESIST. There are so many more people who deserve this more than her and her family are NOT bad people. They aren’t evil. They truly want what’s best for their daughter, biological or not, and this is going to rip their family apart. I hope I don’t come across as a bitter person, but it honestly disgusts me that people are feeding into this when it’s not true.

If Lex sees this, I’m really sorry. I care about you deeply but this is going too far and you KNOW IT. You are stealing people’s money for your selfish needs and lying to them and it has to end. There are people out there who really are in horrible situations with no support whatsoever and they aren’t being heard but for some reason, people are eating this up, even though you’re the one who ripped your face off of that picture and have admitted to that. Please, please stop. I’m sure you could easily figure out who this is, maybe not, but I really think people deserve to know this. Your family loves you and this will tear them apart.

Just be careful with this money business everyone.

Keep a list of your favorite songs. Add to it for the rest of your life.

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:58:00 -0500

iwillnotshavemyvagina:

Tell your family members where it is. Make sure people know where it is for the rest of your life.

This is why:

Skip ahead to 2:00 if you are impatient.

Music is powerful and amazing. Do yourself a serious favor and make that list and keep that list forever.

mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:49:00 -0500

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

funfreacksnc: flomation: I thought I should share some things...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:48:10 -0500

funfreacksnc:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

yahoo paid $1.1 billion dollars for this

This is a cool guy.

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:45:13 -0500

This is a cool guy.

obsession-and-passion: AHHHH SO CUTE <333

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:32:10 -0500

obsession-and-passion:

AHHHH SO CUTE <333

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:29:08 -0500

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:27:24 -0500

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: It’s been a few hours, you’ve just...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:22:31 -0500

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

It’s been a few hours, you’ve just been hanging there. You’ve been quiet, too quiet. Usually there’s music playing, or your foot steps could be heard. But today, you’re quiet. Your little sister, who doesn’t normally come to greet you because you lock yourself away, decides to see what you’re doing. She assumes you’re taking a nap, or doing some homework quietly. She runs up the stairs, eager to see, but she comes to an immediate halt. You’re not doing your homework, nor taking a nap. Your music isn’t playing and you aren’t walking around. You’re hanging there, completely still, now just like her. At this moment, her whole world shatters. Everything she has ever known, looked up to, loved, is hanging there by a thread. At this moment, her life has been changed forever. At this moment, she wishes she was hanging with you.

Before you decide to take your life, imagine who will find you. Imagine them walking into a room, and seeing you just hanging there. Whether it be your little sister, little brother, mother father, grandparents, a friend. Imagine what will happen when they find you. No, they will not say “Finally, they’re gone.” No, they will not say “I’m happy they did that.” No, they will not say “I never loved them anyways.” They will die. Their hearts will break. They will hurt, more than you ever could. They will cry, scream, and break down. They’ll believe it’s all just a dream, praying to wake up. Except, they won’t feel that for a few seconds, or a few days, not weeks, nor months. They will feel that until the day they die. Everyday will be hell. They’ll think of you ever second. They’ll hate themselves for not being able to help or save you. They’ll wish they could die too. They’ll want to give up, just to be with you. They won’t be ever be happy again. They won’t smile. They won’t go back to their daily routine. They’ll die every time they walk past your room, or see a picture of you, or think of a memory with you. They’ll think, but stay quiet. They’ll visit your grave, feeling a knife go through their chest every time. And every morning when they wake up, no matter how long it’s been, they’ll wake up to thinking they’ll see you, only to be let down once again. And every night, they will cry themselves to sleep, because even though they refuse to admit it, know you’re gone forever.

Before you decide to take your life, think of your family, burying you. Yes, your own mother and father are planning your funeral. It’s supposed to be the other way around, but it’s not. They’ll have to call the cops, sign a death certificate, pick out clothing, buy a tomb stone, a casket, pick out flower arrangements, and more; All for their child’s funeral. The morning of your funeral, everyone who loves you is wearing black. Tears are streaming down their face, while their heart is breaking. Everyone who you thought didn’t need you, or didn’t care, are waiting in line to see you. They aren’t waiting in line at a party, or a graduation, or at a wedding reception. They’re waiting to see you, hands folded, lifeless, in a casket.

Before you decide to take your life, think of everyone you will be hurting. Don’t you dare so no one, because absolutely everyone will be affected. Your grandparents, won’t have a grandchild anymore. Your parents, won’t have a child anymore. Your brother or sister, won’t have a sibling anymore. Your pet, won’t have an owner anymore. That person you sit next to in class, won’t feel your presence anymore. Your teacher, won’t have a student anymore. That time your grandparents told you no, will haunt them forever, thinking it is their fault, that you are now dead. That time your parents yelled at you, will haunt them forever, thinking if they didn’t yell at you, you would still be here. That time your sibling said they hated you, will hate themselves, because they believe you would still be alive if they said they loved you instead. Those kids who made you feel bad, will wish they were dead too, because if they just smiled at you instead, you would be here. That teacher that you didn’t meet her expectations, will feel like a failure, because you would still be here, if she believed in you. Everyone, who has ever been in your presence, will hurt, because if they showed you they cared, you would still be here.

Before you decide to take your life, think. Don’t just think of yourself, think of the consequences for everyone else. No one’s life will be the same again. That person who God made specially for you, won’t have you. That happiness that was waiting for you, will never show again. Before you decide to take your life, realize that you may be ending your pain, but you’ll be starting a lifetime of everyone elses.

If you are feeling alone, and think that suicide is the only way out:

My ask is open, and I’m always here. I’ll never judge you. I’ll try to help you.

If you are thinking of taking your life, call:

1-800-784-2433

1-800-SUICIDE

busket: overhumor: wow she has really long le— wait wow so...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:14:37 -0500

busket:

overhumor:

wow she has really long le—

wait

wow so wonderful to see a human and centaur relationship flourish„ just beautiful

hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:14:14 -0500

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

Ugh. I was doing so well. Hopefully I can shake it off for tomorrow’s Spring Concert.

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:34:39 -0500

Ugh. I was doing so well.

Hopefully I can shake it off for tomorrow’s Spring Concert.