What if there was a horror movie about butts.

theworstlesbian:

Like these butts just go around attacking people and cutting off their butts and increasing the size of their butt army and then they take over the human race.

What if boobs are chest butts?

I worked out on the elliptical for a bit. My shorts had only one pocket, in the back, so I put my ipod there, facing outwards. 

To skip songs, I poked my butt cheek.

Peaches look like butts.